Will I ever get used to this? PGP.

Cried on the way to work today. PGP.

Having sex with my shirt on.

Pondering your lunch plan four hours before lunch. PGP.

Found out my old middle school bully works at Starbucks. I go there twice a week in a suit. PGP

Telling myself “I’m only going to work here like a year tops”. That was 3 years ago. PGP

Went to apologize to my boss for being late. He had no idea who I was. #PGP

New phone system at work traces every call and my boss can listen in at any time. Thanks Obama

I always pull out….of the driveway by 7:15. PGP

Entering liquor on my fitness pal #pgp