I spend most of my Monday at work trying to think of witty posts to put on the PGP wall. PGP.

Last night was live music night at the local Applebee’s. It was pretty good. PGP

My parents bought me tires for my birthday, and I’ve never been more excited.

It’s practically Friday…

Looking for your Times New Roman in the streets who’s a Wingdings in the sheets, but content on settling with a Calibri every time.

When I start thinking that I won’t have an original idea, I just remind myself that Jimmy Buffett wrote a song about goddamn cheeseburgers and is now a multimillionaire.

I bought a nice blender, and that shit has changed my life. PGP

They’re not gonna let us leave early. PGP.

I have to work today. PGP.