My life goal is to be so successful that it hurts my ex girlfriends feelings. PGP

Almost forgot I had to work today. PGP.

I’m hungover and sunburnt. PGP.

Get me the fuck out of here. PGP.

That 2:30 feeling. PGP.

Really looking forward to Home Depot’s Memorial Day sale. PGP.

“We’ve gotta open a business so we can be our own boss.” PGP

I’ve been here almost two years and I can still touch all of the walls of my office at once