Year-end raise hit my paycheck this week. All $3.81 of it. PGP.
YES DAD I KNOW HOW IT WORKS.
Got strep throat yesterday. My boss asked me if I was still coming in. She was legitimately pissed off when I told her the antibiotics take 24 hours to kick in. PGP.
Just realized I read and enjoyed an article ranking types of milk. PGP.
I have been asked by every single one of my middle-aged female coworkers if I know Farmer Chris just because I’m from Iowa. PGP.
So much access to bank accounts and social security numbers. All I need is a little push from the right person. PGP.
I brought in a box of donuts this morning and watched three people’s New Year’s resolutions crumble to pieces. PGPM.