alz99

Member Since 08/13/2013

Year-end raise hit my paycheck this week. All $3.81 of it. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

YES DAD I KNOW HOW IT WORKS.

Parents Attempting To Tell Their Children About Sex Is Going To Stir Up Some Horrible Childhood Memories

UPDATE: High Schooler Needs 500,000 Retweets To Take His Friend’s Hot Mom To Prom, School Board Forces Him To Take It Down

Got strep throat yesterday. My boss asked me if I was still coming in. She was legitimately pissed off when I told her the antibiotics take 24 hours to kick in. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Just realized I read and enjoyed an article ranking types of milk. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

I have been asked by every single one of my middle-aged female coworkers if I know Farmer Chris just because I’m from Iowa. PGP.

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How To Decorate Your Apartment Like A White Girl

So much access to bank accounts and social security numbers. All I need is a little push from the right person. PGP.

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I Shit My Pants On The Subway

I brought in a box of donuts this morning and watched three people’s New Year’s resolutions crumble to pieces. PGPM.

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