Haven’t seen the sun in nine days. PGP.

Having to explain yourself more than once. PGP.

No plans are the best plans. PGP.

Seeing something NSFW online and immediately going to your phone to look at it. PGP.

I quoted “Varsity Blues” in a meeting. No one had any idea what the fuck I was talking about. PGP.

Negative net worth. PGP.