My office wife is also my actual wife. PGP

The sound of typing will be the end of me today.

I broke down and cried tears of joy when my parents offered to pay for new brake pads.

Assuming a member of the opposite sex is flirting with you when they add you on LinkedIn.

I’ve been sitting at my desk holding both my middle fingers up against my computer screen for 20 minutes now. No one has noticed.

Are Tuesday Scaries a thing? Because if so, I believe I have them. PGP

Highlight of my day: Credit score increased! PGP.

“Well, we really needed this rain.” PGP

Being an unpaid intern with a college degree. PGP.

I thought I sent that to you. PGP.