I could really use that fantasy league money right now.

Drank three beers last night and woke up this morning with a mild hangover. PGP

Being the only one who knows how to get the microwave to work properly. PGP.

The company being too cheap to provide anything other than 1-ply in the bathrooms. PGP.

Dreamt I overdrafted my checking account buying Chipotle. PGP.

People trying to talk to you when you clearly have your headphones in. PGP.

The stampede that ensues after the “there’s leftovers from last night’s event in the kitchen” email. PGP.

My DVR always cuts off the last 20 seconds of Seinfeld. PGP.

I’m hungover…from watching the debate. PGP

Got a stiff neck from aimlessly staring at the computer screen. PGP