Received an anonymous complaint that I talk about sports too much….

I go to lunch as late as possible, just so the day seems shorter. PGP

I find myself getting to bars earlier and earlier to avoid crowds. PGP

Wanting to reply “that’s not my job”

I now understand why the elderly complain about their joints.

When you ask for raises and corporate gives you two computer monitors instead.

Today’s office gossip: someone left her space heater on overnight. PGP.

Constantly minimizing the ESPN tab when you hear footsteps. PGP.

Realizing the grads hired one year after you have a starting salary $10k higher than what you make right now. PGP.

Someone’s car alarm in the parking lot has been going off for hours.