May God help the bastard that left the coffee pot empty should I ever catch him in the act. PGP

Accidentally blacked out at the baseball game last night. PGP.

Stayed up past 11 last night and now I’m exhausted.

Warm toilet seats. PGP.

I got a Kroger’s card because why not. PGP.

Someone’s got a case of the Tuesdays…

Getting bitched out at work for not coming in on Labor Day. PGP

When’s the next holiday weekend? PGP

I actually said to an intern “When I was your age…”. PGP

Going back to the college town for the home opener. My body already hates me. PGP