Regretting every single time you decided not to go out in college.PGP.

Hearing the veterans talk about “back when we could work from home”. PGP.

The Everyday Scaries. PGP

I’m genuinely excited to see the new renovations they’re gonna do to the bridge I take on my commute. PGP.

I had one Bloody Mary at Sunday brunch and was hungover for four hours afterwards.

Being CC’d on emails that have nothing to do with you

I do not remember how to have a conversation that is not about work.

“Come see me Monday morning, we need to talk” – things my boss texts me at 11:45pm on a Sunday night.

The “Back to College” Snapchat is going to lead to my death. PGP.

I forgot my call phone today. Goodbye world. PGP.