I’m really starting to like talk radio. PGP

Using a gift card to pay for a date. PGP.

I only own two pairs of work pants that I rotate every other week. PGP.

Getting drunk and adding people I barely know on LinkedIn. PGP.

Your married Facebook friends posting sappy romantic shit on each other’s Walls. PGP.

I now have preset AM radio stations

When someone you know views your LinkedIn profile, then neglects to connect with you. PGP.

The company upgraded to 2-ply, highlight of the week so far.

“Hey there! Looks like we are on the same bathroom schedule!” PGP.

Risky clicks. PGP.