Can’t wait to turn 25 so that my car insurance premium drops. PGP.

Praying for this hurricane so I can get a Monday off. PGP.

“running errands” during your lunch break just to get away from this place

That moment when you realize your parents were right. About everything. PGP.

My “corporate extended stay apartment” is smaller than my bedroom at home

My stock broker called me today “hey bud, are you going to need any of the money you invested in the next year or so? Because the market is going to shit”

Just introduced myself to someone for the 4th time since starting this job 2 months ago. PGP.

Telling your boss that you love her when your blacked out and hearing about it on Monday.

Dear valued customer, this letter is to inform you that your required minimum credit card payment has increased from $25 to $59. PGP

I reached the point of not giving a shit and told a past due customer I didn’t want to hear his shit and to just pay his bills. PGP