My managing director found out I’m interviewing. PGP.

Being someone’s second string lunch buddy. PGP

My version of two-a-days is two cups of coffee a day. PGP.

One of my coworker’s absence can single-handedly make my day

My boss ordered everyone pizza right after I left for lunch.

I sit through two separate one hour meetings every single day just to say “no report”. PGP.

My office is starting a “Biggest Loser” competition.

Got halfway to work before realizing I didn’t have my phone. PGP.

That long sigh you let out as you walk into the office. PGP.

Being considered a “valuable team player” for your ability to clear paper jams from the copy machine.