“What are you doing for lunch today?” PGP.

The feeling of walking into an empty restroom. PGP

“I’m sorry I don’t handle that.” PGP

I feel like a western gunslinger whenever I alt-tab as my boss walks by. PGP

If anyone actually saw how I eat alone in my cubicle, they would be disgusted. #PGP.

I’m currently getting paid 28.25 an hour to watch netflix at my desk. PGP.

The more I have to listen to my middle-age coworker complain about new technology in the office the more I understand the psyche of Patrick Bateman.PGP.

The highlight of my day was leaving for an hour to go to a doctors appointment. PGP

Gossiping about a coworker on lunch, not realizing they’re right behind you.

The constant struggle between losing weight and free food in the break room. PGP