Half-joking about wiring all my clients’ funds to my own account

I don’t care who notices but I am watching the PGA today on my laptop.

I don’t have a work spouse. PGP.

Simultaneously saying and then not responding to “how’s it going”

The last fifteen minutes of the work day seeming to take longer then your whole weekend. PGP

Knowing that any PTO requests should be made approximately 15mins after your boss has his mid-morning snack. PGP.

I haven’t left a happy hour actually feeling happy in days.

The “I need you to come in this weekend” talk. PGP.

On day 3 of wearing the same pair of dress pants. People have noticed. I don’t care.

Someone just microwaved a seafood pot pie in the office break room. PGP