I respond “tentative” to every calendar invite to give the appearance that I am busier than I really am. PGP.

I wish there was a “rate my professors” tool for bosses. PGP.

Having the company’s home page always on your browser, just in case.

I spent $225 at Target. PGP.

My boss just told me he pays his dog walker almost half of my salary. PGP.

The supplies in my office aren’t worth stealing. PGP

Added twenty minutes to my commute thanks to a school bus stopping traffic every thousand feet. PGP

Still sore 3 days after my softball game

Already out of Tinder swipes for the day. PGP

Ordered Jimmy John’s online two hours ago but forgot to press “submit” so I’m just not eating lunch today. PGP.