“Any plans for the weekend ?” PGP
Forgetting the attachment. PGP.
Wearing golf pants to work because you are to lazy to go to the dry cleaners….PGP
My bathroom schedule is synced up with the 75 year old man in the office. PGP.
Holy shit, I can’t do this for the rest of my life…PGP.
Brain thought a lunch workout would be good, my current swamp ass tends to disagree. PGP
Sat at my desk for so long that the motion sensor lights shut off. PGP.
Dreamt my student loans were paid off
My paycheck Friday is already spoken for.