“Any plans for the weekend ?” PGP

Forgetting the attachment. PGP.

Wearing golf pants to work because you are to lazy to go to the dry cleaners….PGP

My bathroom schedule is synced up with the 75 year old man in the office. PGP.

Holy shit, I can’t do this for the rest of my life…PGP.

Brain thought a lunch workout would be good, my current swamp ass tends to disagree. PGP

Sat at my desk for so long that the motion sensor lights shut off. PGP.

Dreamt my student loans were paid off

My paycheck Friday is already spoken for.