I’m really looking forward to these people retiring already.

Using your work phone for spotify so you don’t max out your personal data plan. PGPowerMove.

At this rate I’ll never make enough to own a private jet PGP

It’s not that I hate my job, I just hate the people that are at my job

Making a dentist appointment for 730 am because you already used up your PTO on stupid shit… PGP

that 2 o’clock feeling where you want to go home. PGP

Its only 12:00. On Monday.

“Man, where did (insert month) go?” PGP.

That bright eyed look on the face of the new guy. PGP.

I had mcdonalds for breakfast, 5 guys for lunch, and smash burger for dinner. PGP