The water faucet sensor in the bathroom doesn’t acknowledge my existence. PGP.

When the f*ck did I run out of notches on this belt.

I hate this place. PGP

Spent my last fifteen minutes at work in the bathroom playing Tinder. PGP

Always telling my co-workers my weekend was “low key” PGP.

8:30am power shit. PGP.

“I have a new project for you.” PGP.

Sunday night cold sweats.

The daily morning battle of when I see if I can hold out my poop long enough to make to work so I can be paid to take one.PGP.

Having to make a login account for every job I apply for #PGP