The elevator stopping on the 2nd floor every. single. morning. PGP.

Ate my lunch at 10am out of pure boredom. PGP.

Men’s room stall ran out of TP so had to use a wax paper seat cover. PGP

I proposed… A service agreement to a client.

Your once funny twitter feed now becoming an outlet to aggressively attack poor customer service accounts.

Happy Monday!! PGP

Discussing the weather forecast for the day. PGP.

Accountants are the Hufflepuffs of corporate America. PGP

“Rough night last night?” PGP.