My mom texts every Friday morning asking me if I have “big plans” for the weekend.
“Will you sign this card for Jane?” PGP
The “O” key on my keyboard is starting to stick. PGP
“I’ll shoot it over to you now.”
I stole toilet paper from my work. PGP.
“Who do I need to notify that the office toilet won’t flush?” PGP
“You look like you could use a vacation”
Tuscany taste, Yellow Tail budget. PGP
Your boss complaining about being broke. PGP.
Was asked why I don’t have kids yet today. PGP.
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