Thinking about getting a Twitter just so I have another way to waste time at work. PGP.

Sometimes I wonder what I’m hoping for when I check my email. PGP.

Rage Against the Copy Machine. PGP.

The highlight of my weekend was getting new sheets at CostCo #PGP

“Thanks for reaching out!” PGP

Buying dress pants from Kohl’s. PGP

Tinder on toilet. Tinder in traffic. PGP

“Why don’t these numbers match?”

“I will let you know as soon as I have any potential next steps.” PGP.

“Are you busy?” PGP.