Frantically pressing the close door button in the elevator at the sound of approaching footsteps. PGP.

Realizing your new Audi expectations just became your used Hyundai reality. PGP.

“I’m still moving some things around check back with me in an hour or so.” PGP

The “We only have enough money for 2 more months of operations” talk from the CEO. PGP.

“Firing up” your computer in the morning. PGP

We all just got laid off.

Tuesday is the day I stop regretting last weekend and start looking forward to this weekend. PGP.

Took a personal on Monday. Saw a matinee by myself, cut the lawn, and was in bed by 9. PGP

My boss just rejected my expense report for $7.00. PGP

“at least it was good interview practice”. PGP.