Just met my girlfriend’s kids. They’re pretty cool.
I showed up ten minutes late and I was the first person here. PGP.
Are you going to this meeting?
Staying up to watch your team get no-hit. PGP.
My weed guy can’t meet up because he “has the kids tonight”. PGP.
What am I even doing here? PGP
Feel like I could hit a thousand golf balls right now, you guys.
Mint.com considered my $40 dinner a “large transaction”.
Looking forward to jury duty. PGP.
Recognizing your coworker’s cars on the way into work. PGP.