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“Can you believe it’s already the second quarter?”

Someone at the office announced they were retiring today. I still have 40 more years. PGP

Decided to stay in because Uber had a surge.

I’m still not sure who my actual boss is

I have to work today. PGP.

I almost went to the gym this morning. PGP.

I can’t stand those college kids. PGP.

My work just blocked TFM. PGP

My boss has one of those clocks that plays bird noises on the hour. PGP.