Coworkers who think Flo from Progressive is hilarious. PGP.

Frozen dinner for two, for one. PGP.

Sunday morning shakes at church.

“Can you make it here by 7? PGP.

I’m now in text groups…with couples.

The “I can’t keep drink like that during the week” text the next morning. PGP.

The only other employee under 40 just quit. PGP.

Metamucil. PGP.

Coworker prints out and highlights driving directions on MapQuest before we go on sales calls. PGP