All of my friends are going to my ex-girlfriends wedding this weekend.

Wedding season 2k15. PGP.

Having all the ingredients to cook dinner except for the motivation. PGP.

Just staring at your computer screen in silence. PGP.

The guy I sit next to takes all of his calls on speaker phone. PGP.

Your password expires in one day. PGP.

There’s a Spring Break story on SnapChat. PGP.

Running errands during lunch. PGP.

Just got my first hemorrhoid. PGP.

Today is my birthday, and it doesn’t matter. PGP