Can’t wait to spend my tax return on my credit card bill. #PGP

Explaining what you do for a living. PGP.

Cried on the way to work today. PGP.

Updating your LinkedIn after a rough work week.

“If I’m not already out before 9 pm, I won’t be going out.” PGP

Blowing your nose with paper towels. PGP.

Pondering your lunch plan four hours before lunch. PGP.

Learning to check the left hand when conversing with a member of the opposite sex. PGP.

Sending out the desperate “Anything going on tonight?” mass text. PGP.