Frank the Tank having a, “pretty nice little Saturday,” lined up. PGP

My boss insists that I drive his car to client meetings so he can get the mileage reimbursement. PGP.

Passing off a hangover as horrible allergies.

Priced out a minivan today. PGP

Lying about having seen a YouTube video so you don’t have to stand there and watch it.

James Bond knows what the weight of an empty gun feels like. I’m the same way with my stapler. PGP.

Just cracked open a tall boy…..of Arizona Iced Tea. PGP.

Gave in my two weeks. People keep saying “We will miss you”. How am I supposed to respond to that? PGP.

Listening to stories about people’s kids. PGP

Is it 5:00 yet? PGP.