My boss heard me tell a client today that my job “is what it is” and that I’m “looking forward to moving on.”

I don’y always drink beer, but when I do…its whatever is cheapest and I get absolutely annihilated.

“So how prepared are we for the corporate audits next week” PGP.

“Why didn’t you follow up with me?” PGP.

“Do we get paid today?” PGP.

“Let’s have a meeting to go over what we talked about in the previous meeting…”.PGP.

It’s Friday morning and I already know my Sunday scaries are going to be through the roof.

Going from the “18-24” to “25-34” age demographic on forms. PGP.

Always running into the same guy in the bathroom.

The person next to you chatting, “hahaha” to you when they’re clearly not laughing. PGP.