Killed a bottle of wine and fell asleep at halftime. Who won the game?

My pledge brother is getting married on homecoming weekend. PGP.

“So, ya got any plans for the holiday?” PGP.

My favorite pen ran out of ink. PGP.

Guy in the stall next to me is wearing socks with sandals. PGP

The Cubicle Bod. PGP.

My lunch plans consist of stealing a better parking spot.

Sitting at your desk envious of all the “Welcome Week” snaps. PGP.

In the car by myself I audibly cheered because the good parking spot was open.

Had a dream that I slept past my alarm. Woke up to find it wasn’t a dream. PGP