The dream is a personal bathroom in the office. PGP

Having to fight the urge to click on someones LinkdIn profile because you know they’ll see it. PGP.

I’ll be in bed before my team has even called the coin toss tonight.

Explaining to an older coworker what a meme is.

I’m most self-conscience about the abnormally high number of icons on my desktop. PGP.

The Facebook memories feature has been nothing but photos from freshman year for the last 2 weeks. PGP.

My lunch buddy cheated on me today with someone down the hall. PGP.

If the job won’t kill you then the commute will. PGP.

Having to explain how fantasy football works to all the old guys in the office league. PGP

My dog thinks my boat shoes are chew toys. PGP.