I bought season tickets for the minor league hockey team in town because I thought it’d be a great way to treat friends and clients. I went to 15 games alone. PGP.

Getting a headache whether you drink 4 beers or 24. PGP.

“Congratulations, your LinkedIn Profile had 1 view last week.” PGP.

I created an entire imaginary future based on the one job application I just filled out. PGP.

Made lunch today and gave myself food poisoning. PGP.

Typing “po” into my work computer browser gets me to this website. Typing “po” into my personal laptop browser is a different story. PGP.

There are teachers that make more than me and get all summer off. PGP.

Getting called sir or ma’am by someone only a few years younger than you. #PGP