Being surprised when you’re not hungover. PGP.

Nobody has nominated me for the Ice Bucket Challenge yet. PGP.

Too young to fit in with the coworkers, too old for the interns. PGP.

My mom told me she was proud of me. I think she was trying to convince herself more than anything. PGP.

For my 25th birthday I got laid off. PGP.

I can finally scratch “Get sued” off my bucket list. PGP.

MY CAPSLOCK HAS BEEN STUCK ON FOR TWO DAYS. I’M GOING TO LOSE ALL MY CLIENTS. PGP.

I never realized I had ADD until i got a job. PGP.

The insanely difficult 5:30 decision between hitting the gym or bottle. PGP.