Identifying with George Costanza. PGP.

Coming home to eat leftovers on your couch in your underwear and watch Netflix. PGP.

“I close my eyes, only for a moment, and the moment’s gone. All my dreams, pass before my eyes, a curiosity. Dust in the wind, all they are is dust in the wind.” PGP.

Having a jalapeño bagel and a large coffee for breakfast because fuck your cubemate. PGP.

1: “I’m sure you’re really busy.” 2: “Yeah, I’m not.” PGP.

It’s unbelievable how down to a science I have microwaving a Jimmy Dean breakfast sandwich. PGP.

One day you’re Facebook creeping on girls in bikinis for Spring Break, the next you’re Facebook creeping on girls in bikinis for their honeymoons. PGP.

“So no one told you life was gonna be this way. Your job’s a joke, you’re broke, your love life’s D.O.A. It’s like you’re always stuck in second gear. When it hasn’t been your day, your week, your month, or even your year.” PGP.