Moving my younger brother into the dorms in my college town this weekend. I might die.

Everyone is headed back to school and I’m just sitting at my desk. PGP

I’m not entirely sure I want to watch you Nay Nay.

Assuming a member of the opposite sex is flirting with you when they add you on LinkedIn.

I’ve been sitting at my desk holding both my middle fingers up against my computer screen for 20 minutes now. No one has noticed.

At what age do I start having hobbies other than drinking? PGP.

I’m so bored, I just watched a snapchat story about Toronto. PGP

Owing the federal government money instead of them owing you money.