Pondering your lunch plan four hours before lunch. PGP.

Guess I should have done a three year internship to meet entry level job requirements. PGP.

The quality of my Wednesday hinges on where some 17-year-old decides to go to college. PGP.

Spent over five hours of company time playing Oregon Trail, making up for all the elementary school sessions that my teachers cut short. PGP.

38 minutes late to work today because I jacked off in the shower this morning. I didn’t even finish. PGP.

Being afraid to put your actual picture on your PGP account. PGP.

I have no intention to change my drinking habits. PGP.

“There’s no one new around you.” Story of my life. PGP.