1: “I work an 8-5.” 2: “You mean 9-5?” 1: “No. That’s a figment of your young imagination.” PGP.

Tindering your way through an entire staff meeting. PGP.

Raging boner in dress pants. PGP.

Taco Bell for breakfast because you were late for work. Taco Bell for dinner because you have no self respect. PGP.

Checking the qualifications, not the job description. PGP.

Realizing you have 40 plus years before you can retire and have a life again. PGP.

Doing a phone interview from the parking lot of your current employer. PGP.

These girls on linkedin are hot. PGP

April fools is just a reminder that my life as a whole is a joke.