We assume Texas loves football, California loves surfing and Florida loves…well, I don’t know what Florida loves, but it probably involves setting their neighbor’s property on fire. Have we ever truly known what each state is interested in the most? Estately gathered up all the Google searches in each of the 50 states and turned up some interesting, and disturbing, results. New York loves sniffing glue. Alabama loves God. Arizona is all about having hot prison sex. Missouri loves it some newspaper comics.
Much respect to Vermont, who has, by far, the most cultured Google searches. And how about Delaware? Delaware just loves itself. Mississippi loves to twerk. Texas is worried about getting a few love lumps on their private parts. I am at a loss for words for what kind of car everyone in Florida wants to drive.
This is truly blowing my mind.