VP flies in and promises to take the team out to a “great lunch”; we end up at Olive Garden. PGP.

ESPN and PGA were both firewalled today. PGP.

Realized I left my pitching wedge at the golf course Saturday. First thing I thought of is how disappointed my dad would be at me. PGP.

Due tomorrow. Do tomorrow. PGP

Put my name in the raffle for the new TV. Ended up getting the $20 gift card to Carrabba’s. PGP.

It’s 2pm and I just noticed that I have a toothpaste stain in a really inopportune spot on the front of my pants. PGP.

Had a wedding, a concert, and a golf outing this weekend; not checking my bank account ’til next paycheck. PGP

I just yelled at a high schooler for hitting my car with a football. PGP.

My work wife is almost triple my age. PGP.

I work in retail.

How the fuck is it only Monday?

Took the day off, going in anyways because I’m too behind on work.