Dropping $170 on a first date only to get dumped after the second date.
Director just made me print several hefty documents I initially emailed to her because she “doesn’t do emails.”
The casual “So, like, what’s the deal on the ‘random drug tests’ policy around here?” question when starting a new job.
Had a mild heart attack when my boss wanted to talk to me about my “computer usage.” Turns out he just needed help with PowerPoint.
Shaun White is 31 and took the gold. I’m 36, living with my parents, and currently under review for “gross incompetence” by my boss.