Went on a date with a guy and came home to realize that I don’t even know his name.
Director just made me print several hefty documents I initially emailed to her because she “doesn’t do emails.”
The casual “So, like, what’s the deal on the ‘random drug tests’ policy around here?” question when starting a new job.
Had a mild heart attack when my boss wanted to talk to me about my “computer usage.” Turns out he just needed help with PowerPoint.
Having Alexa set recurring 14-minute reminders to touch the keyboard to keep an ‘Active’ status in Skype Business while working from home.
Ending nearly half of all office communicator conversations with “and next time you can probably just Google this.”