“Sale” “Sort by: Lowest price first” PGP.
Waiting that extra minute in the stall so you don’t have to have an awkward washing your hands conversation with a coworker.
Thought I was following a friend on Instagram with a knack for sunset/nature photos for the last 6 months. Turns out it’s a random 9th grader with the same name. PGP.
Being the only one to laugh during a 7-person conference call when someone said, “We need to somehow add girth.” PGP.
Coworker forgot to press mute on a conference call and the entire company heard her say, “Fuck this shit.”