Just got my girlfriend pregnant. PGP.

Threw out my lower back playing corn hole at a brewery this weekend. PGP

A girl at a bar told me that “accounting is sooo boring.” And walked away from me after she asked what I do for a living. PGP.

Now that I’m in law school I actually miss my college finals. PGP.

My boss’s opening line in my preformance review was, “Do you even like this job?” Crap. PGP.

Cuffing Season. PGP.

Inspirational quotes in email signatures. PGP.

My pledge brother is getting married on homecoming weekend. PGP.

May the 4th be with you PGP

I just got notice I’m getting transferred to Tulsa. PGP.

I’ve been at this job site for almost six weeks. Only have two friends. PGP.

Asking “Who do you know here?” at a party. TFM. Asking “Who do you know here?” at a networking event. PGP.