That awful feeling when lunch is over and you need to get back to work. PGP.

Actually being sick on a sick day.

Spending money that I don’t have. PGP.

Wait…there are people who get Columbus Day off? PGP.

Break room toaster was thrown out for attracting ants. Now I have to microwave my Pop Tarts like some animal. PGP.

Comparing credit scores at the bar. PGP

Brought my work laptop home intending to get caught up…never even took it out of my bag.

Wedding Saturday. Still hung over Monday.

Doing a Tiger fist pump when a conference call ends 10 minutes early. PGP

Getting put down as a reference. PGP

Caring enough to get angry that housekeeping keeps moving the trashcan PGP.

Time to drink away this weeks work memories in 3……2……