Getting sick just in time for the weekend. PGP

I was suppose to have the day off, but apparently half our team called in sick, so…here I am.

Tinder has become a hub for single mothers. PGP.

Googling “how much of each paycheck should I put into savings.” PGP.

Being excited about your monthly budget you formatted on Excel. PGP

Biting the bullet and getting to work 10 minutes earlier so I don’t have to participate in the “good morning parade” on the way to my desk every morning. PGP.

Can you send an email to remind me? PGP

My manager viewed my LinkedIn profile 2 hours ago. PGP.

Taking a sick day to wait for a “Signature Required” delivery. Better be worth it.

just found last weekend’s weed in my civ pro book in the law library. #postgradproblems

Having friends that sell shit on facebook.

Faking a sip of coffee to avoid conversation