My big purchase with my tax return was a new umbrella. PGP

I’m getting an intern who barely speaks English and knows nothing about finance. At least his father is a client. PGP

Surrounding coworkers getting annoyed with my loud sighs.

My boss told me that every time I come in her office, she assumes something is wrong. PGP.

Abused so much sick leave in the past that I’m worried my boss won’t believe me now that I’m actually sick.

Realizing you booked the wrong date on a flight – PGP

High school friends asking me to prepare their tax returns only to find out how much higher their salaries are than mine. PGP.

I love the concept of what I do, but not what I do. PGP

I have a date this weekend with a girl that says she “quit” drinking. PGP.

A tinder match just started the conversation by asking me if I’m a registered voter. PGP.

3 hour meeting with no break and having to piss halfway through it. PGP

“It pays the bills.” PGP.