Accidentally ate someone else’s lunch today. PGP.

Getting ghosted by a 19 year old girl on tinder. PGP.

“So who are you voting for?” PGP

When you’re the guy everyone loves to talk to…Just not about your job cause you’re bad at it.

“Let’s take this conversation off-line.” PGP.

“So you’re pretty good with excel? Would you mind…” PGP

“House of Cards? Is that about like, a poker player?”

8:15 AM Monday follow-ups about 5:30 PM Friday emails. PGP.

The cellphone belt clip is the new pocket protector. PGP

The Keurig making 8oz of coffee instead of my standard 10oz. PGP.

Realizing my bar tab last night was higher than my contribution to my 401(k)

Wearing sweatpants to the bar. PGP