She’s a night pooper

DeFries didn’t do an Oscars live blog. PGP.

Thirty minutes into Monday and the guy next to me has already told the same story four times. PGP.

I had to google who won the Oscars last night because sleep was more important. PGP

Massive spreadsheets that no one will ever read. PGP

You catch the debate last night? PGP.

Checking LinkedIn is now part of my app rotation. PGP.

Buying a portable radio because of the new office web restrictions. PGP.

Officially hit the age where girls turn down free drinks from me. PGP.

People you don’t know who know your name

Boss makes 3 times your salary but still types with two index fingers. PGP.

The cold and flu season. PGP.