Putting your office goggles on can easily turn that 5 down the hall into a solid 8. I’ve got to get out more. PGP

A senior colleague just scheduled a 4:30 on my calendar today (Friday). Fuck you man. PGP.

It’s Friday. Fuck it. PGP.

I wish it was acceptable to reply “Fuck it” to half of the work emails I receive. PGP.

I once helped fix the printer for the new office hot girl. I’m now known as “the guy” when the printer takes a shit. PGP.

Coffee machine was lost to budget cuts. PGP

“Your request for time off has been denied.” SB16. PGP.

The greatest injustice in the world is the fact that HR is always attractive.

Knowing a huge project is coming down your way and thinking of changing jobs to avoid.

My co-workers all got in to a pyramid scheme that they haven’t figured out is a scam yet.

Dealing with overzealous TSA agents. PGP

I’m starting to think I’m getting low T.