Patiently waiting for all the baby boomers to retire so we all can just work from home everyday. PGP.

The handicap stall in my office has the worst cell reception. PGP.

I would give anything to sleep in for an 8am class.

I frequently walk home blackout from the bars to save money. PGP

Still not entirely sure what a “Trap Queen” is. PGP

There’s a 95 percent chance I will be sitting on the toilet in the handicapped stall when the rapture happens. PGP

I still throw up in parking lots. PGP.

Hangover anxiety so bad you think you might actually die

Came back home drunk on a Thursday night to hear, “How was your night honey?” From my mom.

2 billion dollar company. 1 ply toilet paper. #PGP